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Joke of the Day

"Guy passes a buff guy on the street and asks, ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" He says, ""No, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"""

"What do they do when the Queen has a baby? Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby? Fire the dirty old Canon."

"Standing up quickly is my Six Flags."

"I've never really got the point of herbs and seasoning... I just think it's a waste of thyme."

"when chuck Norris went to find Bigfoot, Bigfoot copied him self to escape from chuck"

"What's a difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs"

"How does an economist open a can of beans? ""Assume you have a can opener..."""

"Who cleans up after Seeing Eye Dogs?"

"People reckon I'm too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they're stupid)"

"""Knock Knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""It's the Police, sir."" ""You'll have to wait, I'm having a shit."" ""We know, Sir, the Phone Box has glass sides!"""