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Joke of the Day

"What did the racist chess player say? All Rook same!"

"If Prince is dead then... Is his music now ""royalty-free""?"

"A cute girl with brilliance is the best thing in the world that doesn't have cheese on it Wait couldn't I just put the che Mother of god"

"Objects in the mirror may appear like you've been depressed and have eaten a lot the last 3 years."

"Sports injury Last night on ESPN I was watching Women's beach volleyball. About three minutes into the game, there was a really bad wrist injury. The doctor said I should be fine in a few days though."

"I'm not sure, but if I died in your arms tonight, that makes you a suspect. At the very least."

"I'm moving up in my job as a bike mechanic I've been promoted to spokesperson"

"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook."

"If I'm ever on life support unplug me Then plug me back in see if that works"

"How much for the best friend? Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale."