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Joke of the Day
"What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty? Misoyaki!"
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"Got the invite to your wedding. Thanks! Sadly, your blatant overuse of illegible, ornate script fonts means I don't know when or where it is"
"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who understand binary code, And those who don't."
"I wish 'You idiot.' was an appropriate way to end a work email."
"Who's the most self-centered Muppet? Beaker. All he says is ""Me Me Me."""
"How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'? Konichihuahua"
"What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her."
"Some people are too chipper early in the morning. They don't realize how bad it is for their health.....until I'm choking them"
"Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?"
"I went to a sandwich shop and ordered a pastrami sandwich, but I received a meatball marinara. Whoops, wrong sub"