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Joke of the Day

"Ask your doctor why there are claw marks on the wall. Ask your doctor to stop growling. Ask your doctor to stop climbing and smelling you."

"BALD FLEAS Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless."

"What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party? A cross-dresser."

"I haven't seen the democrats this mad at republicans... ... Since they freed the slaves"

"What are the famous last words of a redneck? ""Hey ya'll, watch this!"""

"""Watch me smell my wine."" - white people"

"My middle finger is always ready to give you a standing ovation after you say something stupid."

"What's the difference between a black person and a monkey? Nothing"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A Rip-Off"

"[revenge plan] *invent miniaturisation machine. *shrink to tiny size. *crawl all over sleeping spider's face."