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Joke of the Day
"What are the famous last words of a redneck? ""Hey ya'll, watch this!"""
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"What is something that is brown and sticky? A stick."
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"Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell."
"Why didn't the art thief get away? Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh."