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Joke of the Day
"""I'm in."" - Samuel L. Jackson to every movie pitch he's ever heard"
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"I'm having a party for men with erectile dysfunction If you can't come let me know."
"We should be more thankful for our wounded veterans Our freedom cost them an arm and a leg"
"Do you have a favorite boat joke? No? Well you will schooner or later."
"They put babies on packages of toilet paper because that's what we used to wipe with before scientists discovered they grow up into people"
"Breaking News: Tuesdays suck just as much as Mondays."
"What do you call a dead blow fish? .. A blew fish."
"What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk? Hae girl Hae"
"A sad dad joke A woman is at her father's deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. ""Dad, I'm sorry,"" she whispers. ""Goodbye, Sorry,"" he says, ""*I'm dead*."""
"Relationship status: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN, YOU CALLED A STORMTROOPER A ROBOT"