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Joke of the Day
"""Watch me smell my wine."" - white people"
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"How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree? Wave at him"
"Wake and bake and bake and bake and bake and bake - really busy pothead chefs daily itinerary"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Basket ! Basket who ? Basket home it's nearly dark!"
"Feed me pieces of baguette by the park bench like one of your French squirrels."
"drity What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Her wedding cake."
"I like turntablism. Some of the samples really speak to me."
"Did you hear about the guy who infected himself with the Zika virus? He wanted a little head."
"what's the difference between a black man and a box of donuts? One of them's already full of holes before the cops see them."
"there's a pile of shoes by the door and you're looking for the pair that will be the quietest for when you leave"