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Joke of the Day
"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
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"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White vans"
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"What did the guy who got fired for always being late say? It was just a matter of time."
"""I'm an actress"" I watched your web series, and I disagree."
"When girls wear yoga pants I feel like a ghost from Mario. Uncontrollably attracted when they turn away, but frozen when they look at me."
"What do you call a broken boomerang? A stick"
"My wife always takes up two parking spaces. She ought to go on a diet."