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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a broken boomerang? A stick"
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"Hi electron, will you be at home tonight? Probably."
"God: You'll be cursed to travel the desert for 35 years Moses: *slipping him $20* How about 30 [Later] Moses: We must wander for 40 years"
"Turns out yelling ""I can see your package through those tights!"" gets you kicked out of a ballet."
"What did one cow say to the other? Just the udder day!"
"""Putin's Assassination Attempt On Bob Costas Fails, Matt Lauer Next Target"" (Faux Onion headline. Follow on twitter @gizopizo)"
"Bad news, I won the McArthur idiot grant, now I owe them a millions dollars"
"(My wedding day) Grandma: You remind me so much of your father Me: Wow, thanks that means a lot G: Your father was a disappointment also"
"Password security questions be like: What's your middle name? Why are you single? What's wrong with your big toe?"
"Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? They're trying not to attract any more undue blame then they already have."