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Joke of the Day
"My wife always takes up two parking spaces. She ought to go on a diet."
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"The hardest part about eating vegetables. What's the hardest part of eating vegetables? The wheelchair. Badum-tss!"
"I was sorting out my loose change when I dropped a 1p coin and saw it roll into a drain, which everyone around me thought was hilarious. Laughing at my ex-pence."
"Dear naps, I'm sorry I was a jerk to you in kindergarten"
"What game do lesbians like to play? Clash of Clams"
"My pastor said the day gay marriage was made fully legal in the US was worse than 9/11."
"What do you call.... Q: What do you call a woman who thinks about sex all the times? A: Nymphomaniac Q: What do you call a man who thinks about sex all the times? A: Normal"
"everyone's always saying 'the good ones die young', 'god only takes the best'. so I must be immortal"
"A man falls over and lands on a globe. He heads to the doctors. The doctor asks what's wrong. ""I've got this spain in my arsehole."""
"Why did the Nazi fraulein move to Budapest? She heard there were hung Aryans."