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Joke of the Day
"Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular? 'Cause horses are rubbish at drawing"
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"A pickup line for people named Matt. ""Hey girl, you should sleep with me, my name's short for mattress."" (Just made it up today, please don't hate me.)"
"Q: What do you feed an invisible cat? A: Evaporated milk."
"Friends are a lot like snowmen... They tend to go away when you piss on them."
"How does Moses make tea He brews it.."
"my wife's friend is so pissed i made fun of his lazy eye he's having a hard time even looking at me"
"What is any guy's dream first job? A blowjob"
"What's a pedophile's favorite wing in a children's hospital? ICU"
"Eat* a big** bowl*** of Cheerios****! Part***** of any healthy****** breakfast*******! [please read warnings and disclaimers carefully]"
"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present - They are due back at the library tomorrow."