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Joke of the Day
"Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular? 'Cause horses are rubbish at drawing"
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"A Spanish magician is at a party He begins his trick for the birthday girl, grabbing a handful of magic sprinkle dust. He then begins to count, ""uno, dos,"" POOF. He disappeared without a tres."
"How do you get down off an elephant? You don't. You get down off a goose."
"They say to never eat your own culinary creations. But I can't help myself, it takes 9 months to make my famous Baby Back Ribs."
"What do you call a black man who dies of heat exhaustion and a white guy that dies of a brain aneurysm? Different Strokes"
"I hate the Blacks in my neighborhood. Mr. Black is a douche. Mrs. Black is a slut. And the kids are the worst."
"Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face."
"Did you hear about the anesthesiologist with giant breasts? She's a knockout."
"All I'm saying is, the minute Canada starts refining its maple syrup reserves into weapons-grade Aunt Jemimium, we're all french toast."
"Colin from ""Whose Line Is It Anyway"" just quit. Apparently he felt like he was making a Mochrie of himself."