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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up? A reptile dysfunction"
Next Joke
"Hey! I took my diaper off, see? Oh! Look! I found your power drill! Gonna go see if it fits an outlet.. Bye! -My 2yo when I'm on the toilet"
"Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ? He had ""No body "" to go with."
"Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks? So they can reach their head!"
"""If you woke up with your pants at your ankles and your ass covered in vasoline, would you tell anybody?"" Guy #2: ""No."" Guy #1: ""Just wondering.... Wanna go camping?"""
"Polish math prodigy Knock knock! Who's there? Polish math prodigy with slurred speech. Polish math prodigy with slurred speech who? Toomasz Whizzski"
"Struggling to understand why you would make a video game about stabbing people with swords instead of a game about petting people"
"How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a cab?"
"Got a Handjob from a Blind Girl last night... She said ""You have the biggest dick i've ever put my hands on"" I said ""Nah, you're pulling my leg"""
"i feel like this year's fibonacci conference will be as big as the last two combined!"