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Joke of the Day

"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ ;)"

"My girlfriend wanted a nose job for her birthday. It took me a while, but I got her off."

"Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5? Because it was pi-rated."

"I have an EpiPen I'll use it as a weapon to fend off the repost haters."

"Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine and wooden wheels? It wooden move."

"Roses are red.. Violets are blue... If Rebecca Black wins a Grammy, Kanye, you know what to do!"

"Damn, ref. Is your phone on vibrate? Because you sure as hell missed that pass interference call on Sherman!"

"What does it take to finish a race? More than a Holocaust"

"What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for? best before..."

"What is the most independent kind of cheese? Prov alone."