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"What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for? best before..."
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"I hate when I wake up in the morning hungover with penises drawn on my face, Especially since I was drinking alone last night"
"What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers? French Flies!"
"Pravanth the Indian wife-beater punches his wife every night at 7 PM On the dot."
"An old lady at the park said to me today, ""I see your dog's fetching balls.""I said, ""I know he has but, at your age, you shouldn't really be looking."""
"You know its my phone if it looks like someone fingerpainted the touch screen in donut glaze."
"What do gays and republicans have in common? Both are feeling a little butt hurt after yesterdays decision."
"i just found that children's tylenol is made for children, not out of children, and i feel relieved. but that could just be the tylenol..."
"What concert costs 45 cents? A concert that costs 45 cents."
"Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet? No connection"