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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine and wooden wheels? It wooden move."
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"Breaking News. Apple is to buy Ireland to solve the debt problem. It will be rebranded iLand"
"You guys need to leave pedophiles alone! They're just kidding around."
"Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said ""Twist to open."""
"If you love someone just tell them. Or get drunk and text them 75 times, that's practically the same thing."
"Greeks lined up for ATM? Isn't that kinda their thing?"
"New dating app for German Catholic Priests Kinder"
"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it"
"What do gay horses eat? Horse cock"
"I told my physics teacher I had a problem with gravity. But he told me to drop it."