142251
Joke of the Day
"We found out today how many people it takes to hold me down for a flu shot."
Next Joke
"So it turns out I'm incapable of describing my feelings. Can't say I'm surprised..."
"Nietzsche's girlfriend said ""honey, what's wrong?"" He replied ""nothing."""
"Why is God happy? Because every women call his name during sex."
"People come and go but birthdays do accrue."
"Ricky Martin: Livin' la vida homo."
"What did the one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing, theyre both stuck up cunts edit: special thanks to justinjoytheride"
"Why was Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement."
"If Trump deports all the Mexicans Who's going to build the wall?"
"What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYEEE"