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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hospital put all of their gynecologists on salary? Because the ova time was killing them."

"Warning: NSFW Jokes"

"Me: Help someone is trying to gain entry to my home, send the police! Her: Calm down, where are they now? Me: Still ringing the doorbell"

"You think you know someone, then you find out they like porn with a plot."

"What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into? None of your abyss-ness"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton braces !"

"Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, ""What ya doin'?"" She said, ""Buying luggage."""

"Many racist Trump supporters were stung by Clinton's speech calling them a ""basket of deplorables."" The rest had to go look up ""deplorable."""

"A small joke Old people at weddings say to me ""your next"" I do the same to them at funerals *-*"

"I once joked about Ebola. Everyone started laughing. It was contagious."