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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hospital put all of their gynecologists on salary? Because the ova time was killing them."

"If she's freaking out, kiss her forehead, hug her & call her beautiful.. If she growls, throw chocolate at her from a safe place"

"Magic School Bus Movie Don't get your hopes up"

"A feminist walks into a bar Just kidding she couldn't fit through the doorway"

"Knock knock Who's there? The pilot, let me in."

"Fun game: Take pictures with your camera sound turned up when someone comes into the bathroom stall next to yours"

"You know how I just broke this huge cookie in half and put the other half away like I wasn't going to eat it? That was funny."

"I contemplated suicide earlier. Then I thought about homicide. Finally I thought f*ck it, I hate crosswords, I'm off to the pub."

"What do you call a good looking tractor? Attractor"

"Why did the guy take his time setting up a premature ejaculation support group? He didn't want to go off half cocked."