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Joke of the Day
"Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?"
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"What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything"
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"Honesty is the best policy, unless you're trying to return something that you've already worn."
"Stationary Thief Hits Police Headquarters: Police say they can't rule anything out."
"What do you call an armless obese jew? Names."
"What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that won't do what she's told."
"You are a sad, strange little man... That's what she said!"
"About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection."
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