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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows have bells? Because there horns don't work"
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"*First Date* Me: *Flirting* You have to promise not to fall in love with me. Him: There's cheese in your hair. And we haven't eaten yet."
"What does Batman use to wash his hair? Conditioner Gordon."
"Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96? Would #69 be too offensive?"
"Why did 2Pac go to the gym? To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me"
"How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome? Pull down its genes."
"There's nothing sadder than a bald eagle with a combover"
"Just watched my wedding video backwards - Loved the part where I took off the ring, left the church, and fucked off with my friends"
"My dog is completely exhausted from destroying everything in my house"
"I pulled up next to a Tesla at a stoplight and asked him to rev the engine... I was shocked when he actually did it."