129989
Joke of the Day
"Why do cows have bells? Because there horns don't work"
Next Joke
"Morpheus: If you take the red pill, I will show you what the Matrix is. Neo: *ingests pill* Whoa. Morpheus: It's also a powerful laxative."
"What doesn't kill you, forces me to reload."
"Water bears are so badass... if they fall into the pits at La Brea, the tar degrades."
"Daddy! Tell me a story.. The Tooth Fairy is really a wicked witch, who takes all your teeth if you sleep with your mouth open. Good night."
"Why are dentists really good hackers? Because they always get root access."
"What do Jedi sheep sound like? Dagobah."
"How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place."
"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt."
"Who needs whips and chains? Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her."