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Joke of the Day

"currently washing my balls in the sink while humming that one black eyed peas song because tonight *IS* gonna be a good night."

"Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea? He took a ship."

"I'm pretty excited about my new band When I asked the record exec whether he thought our song would be popular, he told me it would be off the charts!"

"What's the Mexican version of the Klan? Que Que Que"

"Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind."

"Chuck Norris launch a bomb. It makes 263 deaths, and the bomb explode."

"Fine Bros can't sue metal beams, Because they don't react to jet fuel."

"""Who are we?"" ""Women!"" ""What do we want?"" ""We don't know!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Now!"""

"What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !"

"What do you call a riot in Baltimore? Target practice."