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Joke of the Day
"Why are dentists really good hackers? Because they always get root access."
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"Did you hear about that psychic dwarf that escaped from prison? They're a small medium at large"
"""Let's get down to business!"" -Guy who enjoys dancing to the background noises of a local business"
"What concert tickets should cost $0.45? 50 cent feat. Nickelback :P"
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world... People who can read binary and those who can't."
"Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia? Because he's Snow'd-in!"
"What type of drugs do ducks use? What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine."
"Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs."
"What did the gay paraplegic take for heartburn? Rolaids"