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Joke of the Day

"When the audio cuts out at the end of a newscast and the anchors start chit-chatting I like to pretend it's about my surprise party."

"Difference between priest and acne? What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid's face."

"A Jewish man was talking to a Hindu man Jew: Yeah, so in my religion we only believe in one God. Hindu: No way! Jew: Yahweh"

"It's a joke, not a dick don't take it so hard"

"A man killed himself to find out what the afterlife was like. He was dying to know!"

"What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house? Unstable"

"In Europe they are now printing their money on Greece proof paper."

"Jokes about being drunk on Twitter are redundant. Maintaining a Twitter account automatically implies that you're drinking on some level."

"Did you hear about the broken watch from the 1800's? It was a timeless classic."

"Scientists recently developed a weapon that directly targets the Higgs Boson It's classified as a weapon of mass destruction."