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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish man was talking to a Hindu man Jew: Yeah, so in my religion we only believe in one God. Hindu: No way! Jew: Yahweh"

"Someone broke into my house last night and left a note saying they'd broken one of my keyboard keys. I onder hich one."

"I love when people say to me... Omg! Your so funny on FB. If they only knew about my awesome copy & paste ability..They could be just as funny!"

"Harry Potter knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? You know You know who? Avada Kedavra!!!!!"

"""My Friend has got a theory."" ""She reckons that the way to drive a man wild with desire is to nibble on his earlobes for hours on end."" ""I think it's bollocks"" -Jimmy Carr"

"What do Mexican's put under their carpet? Underlay"

"A good friend doesn't just make you smile, they make you happy."

"What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer."

"What do you call the foreskin on a gay guy..? Mud flaps"

"Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel."