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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house? Unstable"
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"You know what sucks? Babies"
"I turned my phone on ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst transformer ever."
"Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals? They're always getting com-busted."
"Ladies, call me Adobe Updater, because I nag you at least once a week and never seem to work"
"What's the cheapest present for an ophan? A tattoo with dad"
"My grandfather always said, ""Be envied, not envious."" I wish I'd thought of that quote."
"There's a type of bee that after it stings you, you pass out and it tries to have sex with you. It's a Cos-Bee."
"Scott Summers (X-Men) is dead.. ...by watching his navel. (I don't know if this joke works in English)"
"Top 3 situations that require witnesses:1) Crimes2) Accidents 3) MarriagesNeed I say more?"