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Joke of the Day
"How do dubstep DJs masturbate? They wub one out"
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"Statically, 1 in every 10 people live next to a pedophile. Not me though, I live next to a little boy with a fat ass"
"Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat."
"A terrorist posts on reddit. His post blows up. He meets 72 virgins. His day could not be better."
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car? Rex (made this one up myself!)"
"what if everyone's dick had its own little dick well see ya later"
"How do you make a plumber cry? Staple a frog to his forehead"
"What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed? A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast"
"How does the sun cut his hair? Eclipse it."
"Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why."