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Joke of the Day

"I bet parents get annoyed when their kids ask ""are we there yet?"" when they're fully aware they now live in a car"

"What do you call a mod in r/News ? [Removed]"

"How does Kendall Jenner celebrate Father's Day? She doesn't."

"What nationality are Sprinters? They Russian. I'll also see myself out."

"I woke up with a horse's head in my bed. And straw. And the rest of the horse's body. And cows. And a tractor. And this is a barn, I guess."

"I will never vaccinate my child. I'd rather a doctor or nurse do it."

"USDA approves shipment of marijuana-fed cows' beef Analytical studies show that the steaks are high"

"why do women wear makeup and perfume? They are ugly and they smell bad."

"Are you a Popsicle stand? ...Because I kind of want to blow you"

"Reddit's front page has more intellectual news stories than my local TV stations I don't understand it because I'm only 3 years old."