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Joke of the Day

"I bet parents get annoyed when their kids ask ""are we there yet?"" when they're fully aware they now live in a car"

"Go hard or stay average"

"[Request] Jokes about the Eurozone crisis, Greek debt etc Anyone got any good ones?"

"Every time the grocery baggers ask if I want help to my car, I feel like telling them yes and climbing in the cart."

"Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!"

"The life of a Dick. A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually."

"What do big banks and Hillary Clinton have in common? They aren't too big to fail"

"What do you get when you blow up a police station? Bacon bits I came up with this joke 15 years ago when I was a dumbass teen.. maybe in poor taste with everything going on but thought I'd share."

"What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? A Chocolate Chip Wookiee."

"If Bill O'Reilly and Barbara Walters got married what would they name the baby? Baba O'Reilly"