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Joke of the Day

"When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help."

"Why did the pope have so many children? Because his condom was a little holy..."

"Pilot makes a sudden sharp turn, comes on speaker ""Just kidding!! Attendants will be by with new underwear. Have a nice flight everybody."""

"A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo.""I'm worried about my husband doctor "" she said. ""He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo! """

"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? I would too if my name was NUYHAIMONBARG"

"i cant feel my face when im with you / please untie me / nose is itchy"

"Why does Donald Trump hate Casper the ghost? Because he can go through walls."

"Saw a black guy with seven fingers today! Turns out he was eating a kitkat....."

"Somewhere, a smart Lasik surgeon has an office full of brochures that are all slightly out of focus and a recovery room where they have clear print."

"My kids don't believe that before video games, we used to have to go out and buy a hedgehog, paint it blue, then give it cocaine."