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Joke of the Day
"Someone stole my mood ring.. And I don't know how I feel about that Credits to 30 Rock"
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"Ralph once had an IQ of 18, ... but then it fell asleep. edit: ~~they~~ it"
"As a cat burglar most of my late night break-ins are actually well orchestrated attempts to pet other peoples animals."
"My new year celebration is Masturbating Couple's are enjoying their new year eve, friends are watching movies and I'm here still doing masturbating. Fuck yeah"
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog."
"The only 'B' word you should ever call a woman is ""beautiful""... ...because bitches love it when you call them ""beautiful"""
"I got arrested for indecent exposure. They've sent me to the Small Claims Court."
"What's the difference between American and Muslim teenage girls? It's illegal to fuck American girls when they're 12."
"I was going to tell a mean joke about EMT's but I didn't wanna get... ... carried away."
"I'm white. But I'm not NASCAR fan white."