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Joke of the Day

"The only 'B' word you should ever call a woman is ""beautiful""... ...because bitches love it when you call them ""beautiful"""

"What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into his office wearing nothing but saran wrap? I can clearly see you're nuts."

"[date] Clark Kent: I propose a toast *they take their glasses off the table* Lois Lane: omg it's Supertable!"

"A mysterious hole was found in my area recently. Local police are looking into it."

"Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the other side."

"Whats a similarity between planes and girls? they both have cockpits"

"If a tree falls down in the woods.. If a tree falls down in the woods and nobody's around to react to it, do the Fine Bro's still submit a copyright claim?"

"TIFU by mixing condiments up. This is seems to be the wrong sub."

"5 years ago, I asked this beautiful woman if she would go to dinner with me. Last spring, I asked her to be my wife. Both times she said no."

"What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon? Abra!"