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Joke of the Day
"People treat me like a god... They don't talk to me unless they want something."
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"I don't see the point of class reunions anymore now that Facebook exists."
"what do Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? Kurds in the way"
"First date tip: let a photo of a dog fall out of your wallet. When she asks ""is that your puppy?"" say ""No. That's my dad."" Then storm off."
"ESPIONAGE: teen dresses up as a dad for a PTA meeting ""i think drugs are cool and we should back off"" *snapback falls out of pocket* *gasps*"
"""Rock. Paper. Scissors."" - terrible surgeon"
"This jokes so dark, it's not welcome in South Carolina He:Babe Come Over She:i'm Playing Arkham Knight He: My Parents arent's home She:neither Are Batmans"
"A man walks into a bar... Ouch"
"A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair."
"Olive Garden waitress begins to freshly grate cheese onto my salad. I never say when. Room fills with parmesan. No one survives."