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Joke of the Day

"The best revenge is to kidnap your enemy, tie him up, then pop bubble wrap in front of him and make him watch."

"The relationship stages;- :* :'("

"Do not hit a woman... Do not hit a woman. Cause after all the shit, you need someone to make you a sandwich."

"Where do ants keep their armies? in their sleevies"

"Ever hear about the Jesus Bomb? Red bull and merlot"

"I was in a band called Obese Bastards. What can I say. We went through a stage."

"I got ripped off buying a tarantula from the pet shop Should have just got one off the web"

"WIFE:The pinata is in the tree out back ME:Huh? I sent the kids to the one in front W:What one in front? *angry bees are just everywhere*"

"What do you call the reptile that started the fight? The insti-gator."

"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A Klondike."