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Joke of the Day
"I'll see your fun outdoor activity and raise you a nap."
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"My friend said that China might be considering assisted suicide for teenagers He's probably wrong, but if he's right, that would mark the beginning of euthanasia of youth in Asia."
"I feel bad for skeletons... They have *nobody* to be with."
"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."
"What do you call a prostitute with white eyes? Full up."
"Pregnant Removed"
"[bank robbery] OK EVERYBODY GET DOWN! [dave starts doing the electric slide] Damn it Dave, not you, go grab the money"
"What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river? Quatro-cinco"
"People often invent statistics to prove a point they are making. 5 out of 3 people who do this actually don't understand numbers."
"Where do 4 gay guys go? One Direction"