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Joke of the Day

"What is Chris Brown's favorite drink? Punch!"

"An old lady at an ATM asked me if I could help her check her balance... So I pushed her over."

"I don't care what everyone says, I think my Jersey Shore hairstyle makes me look sophisticated."

"a gymnast walks into a bar. she is immediately given a 0.0 and disqualified from Olympic trials. you're supposed to jump OVER the bar, idiot"

"Why do college frat boys drink before bathing? Buds before suds, bro."

"How did alexander find out his wife was a slut? when she got the whores throat."

"i tried to ignore my girlfriend's bulimia but she kept bringing it back up"

"FB is the Flanders of social media, Twitter is Moe."

"One way to handle social anxiety is to pretend you are a ghost & people are staring at you because they have a gift they never asked for"

"What did the McDonald's addict suddenly realize? ...I'm lovin' shit"