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Joke of the Day

"I don't care what everyone says, I think my Jersey Shore hairstyle makes me look sophisticated."

"My wife told me I'm not allowed to impersonate a flamingo anymore... I had to put my foot down"

"(NSFW?) What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in"

"Did you hear about the farmer who did geometry? He was pro - tractor"

"Yo momma so dumb, she wanted to try Salsa dancing but she couldn't get the jar open."

"Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ? He flew 57 missions !"

"""Sir, are you interested in the satellite radio upgrade?"" ...uhhhh, for driving in space?"

"What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack? Frito Leah's"

"2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17,19 etc were the years when I was in my prime."

"My friend told me to sing Wonderwall I said maybe."