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Joke of the Day

"World population will soon pass 7 billion, over twice the people of just 50 years ago, and I can still only find about 3 that I can stand."

"Why did the ox fall down the hill? It was an oxident."

"I thought making cheese was hard. But it was a brie-eze."

"What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say? That's a salt!"

"Whipped cream is just shaving cream that does whatever it's girlfriend tells it to do."

"what did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""see you next month!"""

"Mom writes to her son in Poland's army: ""Dear Son, I am writing this letter ever so slowly..... ....because I know you cannot read fast"""

"My stepson and his friend are driving around in my car. If he wrecks it, I have insurance. If he plays Nickelback in it, I'll murder him."

"Soon we'll all have to sign an apartment lease, sign up for electricity, and water, and cable, and school didn't teach any of this."

"High school girls are a lot like heaven... ...hard to get in to. -[Dylan Mandlsohn](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XwGpz91IDo)"