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Joke of the Day

"Give me your best ""Your mom..."" joke! Like this: Your mom is so fat she ate the Internet!"

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"What do you call a fake Sony phone? Phony"
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"Do you need an arc that can hold a lot of animals? I Noah guy."
"Your mother ...is so big that when she was born the doctor broke a bottle of champagne over her head."
"I like Donald Trump how I like Destiny Overhyped and without a campaign."