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Joke of the Day
"I'll tell you what I know about dwarves Very little"
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"Jokes about PMT are like GMT. There's no physical line but there's signs that let you know when you've crossed it."
"Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes."
"[pirate ship] Pirate: Walk the plank Me: *struts down like nobody's business* Pirate: wait come back that was awesome you're one of us now"
"What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem? A fungi to hang out with"
"I hate it when you're sitting on the bus... ...and the local weirdo gets on and sits next to you. You know the type. The ones that watch you masturbate."
"A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving The officer asked ""how high are you?"" The man replied ""no officer, its hi how are you"""
"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p."""
"A man wanted to join the peeing club He went up to the club owner and asked ""Can I join?"" To which he replied, ""You're in."""
"Stop saying ""There's plenty of fish in the sea."" I'm sick of fish seducing all our human women!"