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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a well-behaved Indian takeaway? A proppadom"
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"To defeat Superman, Batman will sneak in Superman's house when he's asleep and dig for any weaknesses. You could say, he's going to creep tonight."
"What do an eagle and a broom have in common? They both fly but the broom doesn't."
"Did y'all hear about the kid born without eye lids Whenever they circumcised him they used the skin to make him eye lids. He's doing well but they say he's a lil cock eyed now"
"What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game??? Before the first period"
"Me: ""All my friends are getting married."" Grandma: ""Yeah? All my friends are dying."""
"The courier delivered only half of my grizzly outfit today... So I choked him with my bear hands."
"How heavy is a hipster? One thousand instagrams"
"So it's legal to sleep on a pillow but illegal to hold it over someone's face until they die? Ugh, government"
"Have you ever had sex while camping? I hear it's fucking in tents."