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Joke of the Day

"Sex is a lot like chess. It takes strategy, patience, there's a horse there, the queen is watching."

"Where's the best place to buy jive cheese? Monterey, Jack!"

"Words can't describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can, 4/10"

"I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all both Florida and Louisiana have oil."

"I owe my love of bukkake all to my dad When I was a child, he really rubbed off on me."

"Why did all the black people die in the war? Because when they captain said, ""GET DOWN!"" They all started dancing.."

"""This is not a drill!"" ~Guy holding a hammer."

"What is a hipster russian roulette? You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free."

"What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !"

"Give a man a cat and he eats for a day. Give him too many cats, and people will be like, ""Are you giving cats to that guy who eats cats?!?"""