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Joke of the Day

"What did the cumulus cloud say to the stratus cloud? Why arent you precipitating? (a joke me and my buddy came up with while driving. and its scientifically correct. lol)"

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"I'm waiting for Twitter to be adapted into a big budget sci-fi action movie: ""In space no one can hear you tweet."""
"fuck that. A guy frantically searches his room then asks his grandma if she has found a bottle labeled LSD. Fuck that replies granny, have you seen the fucking dragon in the kitchen?"
"What is it called when you get a bathroom hand job while listening to blues? W.C. Handy"
"How does a gay guy fake an orgasm? He spits on *your* back!"
"What porn do Saudis get away with? Camel toes."
"One fifth of people... ...are just too tense!"
"Why don't sharks bite lawyers? Professional Courtesy."
"Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying."
"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle."