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Joke of the Day

"What did the cumulus cloud say to the stratus cloud? Why arent you precipitating? (a joke me and my buddy came up with while driving. and its scientifically correct. lol)"

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"What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)? I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational."
"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench... ...when a man in a trenchcoat walks up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun has a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."
"What's it called when a priest is always late? Collared people's time"
"Is your penis Ant-man? Because whenever it's time to impress, it shrinks."
"How come there are like a thousand songs about Christmas but only one song about the boys being back in town? This is not original"
"I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid."
"5-year-old: I missed chicken nugget day at daycare. Me: So? 5-year-old: My life is falling apart."
"If Trump wins tonight... He'll be the first person to go from P.O.S. to P.O.T.U.S."
"If you leave me a voicemail, congratulations. You've just given me the gift of anxiety."