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Joke of the Day

"Today a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance Long story short, my girlfriend said no."

"[Home Depot] ""Hi, my wife asked me to pick up some small finishing nails"" Clerk: Oh, with a little head? ""Nah, just verbally"""

"I searched for 'wardrobe malfunction' on pornhub and it showed me a video about Narnia"

"Rotisseries are making chickens roll over in their graves."

"Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs? Divs within Divs within Divs ..."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Irish."

"All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of Chips!!!"

"That bitch... Two necrophiliacs were chatting on the phone. One says to the other,""So how's the girlfriend?"" He replies, ""Eh, the rottin cunt split on me last night."""

"How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!"

"Did you know that the walrus has the second largest penis of all mammals? ........................... ........................... I have the first :) Stole it from 50 first dates."