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"The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback"
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"There's been a surge in public sex lately. These people are fucking everywhere."
"This morning someone phoned me and told me that I need to sort my fucking life out. It was quite a wake up call."
"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"
"I often fill my water guns with urine and fire them at tightrope walkers. Pisses them right off"
"What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your vasectomy."
"What do you call it when a girl named ""Sandy"" Punches someone? Sandy hook."
"Where did Czechslovakia split up? At the Czech-out line."
"I bought my wife a new dress A really slinky number But it only works when shes going down stairs"
"Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict."