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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"
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"Why was the sprout farmer so assertive? He was an alfalfa male."
"A man goes to the doctor... After looking at the man for 2 minutes the doctor says: ""Mr. Willow, you need to stop masturbating!"" ""Why, doctor?"" ""Because I can't exmine you otherwise!"""
"Case of the Pregnant Lady joke"
"He said he was a Guardian of the galaxy, I thought that was pretty cool until I realised he was a security guard in a Samsung shop."
"Once you go black.. You become a single mother."
"""Are you a member of any organized political party?"" ""No. I'm a Republican."""
"Just saw a rainbow.........great now the sky is gay"
"This 5p bag tax is great I can get a 10bag for 50p"
"Two paleontologists where moaning in a ditch One found a bone"