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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I don't jelly my cock down a bitches throat."
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"Yes, I'm a professor. I teach intercourse 101 and my wife is the only student. She's getting a D"
"I know alcohol isn't the answer, but it's my best guess."
"Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December? Fajitas!"
"Superman: I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive- Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persistent clown"
"What's the cheapest kind of meat. Deer balls, they're under a buck."
"If a tree falls on a woman... And nobody is around to hear it. Why was there a tree in the kitchen?"
"How can a woman avoid cleaning, cooking and oral sex for the rest of her life? Grow a penis"
"You can remove a book's appendix without any problem. But spinal damage is usually fatal."
"Dark humor is a lot like cancer Grown ups mainly get it but sometimes kids get it too."