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Joke of the Day

"Superman: I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive- Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persistent clown"

"How did the Roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife? Glad-he-ater"

"What do you call a migrant in space? illegal alien"

"How do Humans Reproduce? A: Sexually B: Sexually C: Sexually"

"Went to ""The Social Network."" I ran into people I didn't like in high school and they kept showing me pictures of their kids."

"I quit watching awards shows, because I never win anything."

"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin' numeral."

"Nickelback jokes are the Nickelback of jokes."

"Donald Trump was born when someone put a pinkie ring in a bag of Cheetos and left it in a lightning storm."

"Two smut writers get together... That night there was a lot of fanfriction."