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Joke of the Day

"Never get stuck behind the devil in a Post Office queue For the devil can take many forms"

"*looks up ""how to disarm a bomb in 10 seconds"" on YouTube* *ad starts playing* *looks up ""how to disarm a bomb in 5 seconds""*"

"Before she died... Bully: *poking and pushing me into lockers* Me: You suck I hate you! Bully: That's what my mom said before she died... Me: ...oh"

"Would a cosplay of the Hunchback of Notre Dame be called... ... a quasi-Quasimodo?"

"What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question? ..."

"The phone cops got a new case. It fit snuggly."

"The owl knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a toostie-roll-pop. Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a 5,000 pound boulder."

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because she was a cunt."

"What do the state of California and BDSM dungeons have in common? Nothing butt restrictions (thanks twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)"

"A lion walks the desert and sees an armored knight. ""Oh no, not canned meat again!"""