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Joke of the Day

"The owl knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a toostie-roll-pop. Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a 5,000 pound boulder."

"Mention me in your will. Just give me a shout out or something."

"What does a horny frog say? Rub it- rub it"

"Why is Kim Jung Un so upset? because he has no Seoul"

"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"Joe: If you love it so much why don't you marry it? Jim: Hmm [Two weeks later] Jim: Meet my new wife! *holds up Joe's wife's potato salad*"

"I feel sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of"

"Police: ""How high are you?"" Me: ""No officer. It's Hi, how are you?"""

"Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet? Because he didn't drywall."

"Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box She sat on Pinocchio's nose and said ""Lie to me bitch!"""