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Joke of the Day
"Would a cosplay of the Hunchback of Notre Dame be called... ... a quasi-Quasimodo?"
Next Joke
"Ever see a bottle of TUMS in the mirror? You'll run out of windex..."
"When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning. I take the path of least resistance."
"I know I'll never be a rocket scientist... because the amount of math they have to do is astronomical and I'm not very stellar at it."
"That certain unfocusing of the ear that allows you to understand what Donald Duck is saying is also what allows you to understand poetry"
"Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad he croaks if you even touch him !"
"If the rapper Logic had an evil twin... His name would be Psycho-Logic."
"Little Johnny calls for his mom ""MOM! MOM!"" ""What is it Johnny?"" ""Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics?"" ""No, why?"" ""She's outside, under a bus"""
"-buys lottery ticket -fantasizes about winning the lottery -smiles -loses lottery -resumes general hatred for life"
"It isn't until your kids start talking back that you realize dogs would've been a better option."