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Joke of the Day
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""See you next month."""
Next Joke
"Not to brag, but I've already had two pretty sweet dates this weekend I'm surprised how much they added to my smoothie."
"A three legged dog walked into a saloon. Said..""I'm looking for the man that shot my Pa."""
"Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because Oct31 = Dec25"
"I downloaded some hymns for my ipod New praylist."
"Why did they name themselves AC/DC? Because that's the chord progression in all their songs."
"If 'Blasian' is the mix of Asian and black, what do you get when you mix white and Indian? Genocide."
"What do you do if your daughter starts smoking? Slow down and use lube."
"Ha, I told my brother that carbon had seven protons and he believed me. He was mean to me when we were kids."
"If sex was my religion, I'd be an athiest."