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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist... I have a color TV!"
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"A fish is made from just two atoms of Sodium. 2Na"
"Why do computer programmers spend so much time in the shower? The directions clearly state: ""Rinse, lather, repeat"""
"Two muffins are in the oven . . . One turns to the other and says ""It's hot in here"" the other looks at him and screams ""Fuck me! A talking muffin!"""
"Why did the baker rob the bank? He needed the dough."
"How many women fits in a monk monastery? Nun."
"Just found out a spider's been living in my shower. Just hanging out. Quietly. Watching me. So, long story short, I HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND!"
"When people say ""surreal"" they mean ""real"", it's just most of your life is not very real, just repetition and routine."
"Just once I want a man to sweep me off my feet and carry me to bed WITHOUT all the groaning, swearing and yelling out ""DEAR GOD MY BACK!"""
"What' the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race"